If you ever feel bad about your own writing, just remember that one of the world’s most well-known works of classic literature is self-insert fanfiction where the author hangs out with his favorite poet and is guided on his journey of discovery by a Manic Pixie Dream Girl version of a woman he met twice.
Also everybody who ever pissed him off is in Hell.
dont compare dashcon to the potato salad guy
dashcon is a literal clusterfuck of “what”, shadiness and poor planning that got 17k entirely for themselves that they may not have even needed
the potato salad guy is donating the $50k (and growing) to the homeless and hungry